Cloud Strife Perfume

I found that on net and thought was funny. (giggles !!)

"Want to attract the ladies with the biggest rack?
Go with Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette, the only perfume for the bad boys who can wield swords bigger than they are.
She'll be staying way after dark with you tonight.
Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette.
For the sensual fragrance that all women (and Sephiroth) crave.
Warning: may cause lost or confused memories and emo urges if used by spikey haired consumers. Taken from the blood of an alien organism and not to be used as a stimulant injected into the bloodstream, may cause dangerous Oedipus complexes towards the alien species it was take from, in those with long silver hair"
(by granville – gbatemp.net)